Whitewash these bloodstains, hurry up

Whenever there is an outrage,  you can count on this kind of news story, social media post or comment:

JeSuisCharlie1. Whitewashers and conspiracy theorists who claim that the victims shot themselves to frame their attackers
2. The “never enough guns” mob
3. The “forgive them because they don’t know what they are doing” crowd
4. A Muslim would never do such a thing
5. It’s all the fault of the rotten West, anyway
6. It’s all the fault of society, which doesn’t pay enough welfare to the poor terrorists
7. “The activists murdered 200 children today..” – there isn’t a terrorist in sight for this lot, ever (led by the BBC, I am afraid)

Have I forgotten any?